The United States Of JenJen

I'm already a huge fan of the Showtime show " The United States of Tara" about a married woman with 2 kids that has what layman would call Split personalities. The personalities of this woman are hilarious, but I was thinking about what an *interesting* disorder. So, I started looking at my ups and downs during the day and lightly decided that I have the same condition and started to give my personalities' names. I feel horrible for people that really have this condition, and I mean no harm, so play nicely if you leave a comment.

My personalities would be named:

Summer Sunshine~ she wakes up on the right side of the bed in the morning, smiles and wants to help everyone, and sees the world through rose colored glasses. When life throws you lemons make lemonade type of girl. Believes that God took Lily because He needed a new angel.

Patty Pissedoff~ Hates the world, and everyone around her for no particular reason. Believes God took Lily to punish her for being too sexually active in her early twenties.

Aimee Apathetic~ Doesn't want to get out of bed, and if she does, refuses to wear a bra. Aimee mostly comes out on the weekends. She wants to quit her job and run an Av.on website so that all bras can be burned and she would never leave the house again. Believes God took Lily because He worried that Lily would become a kid addicted to gamebox and wouldn't be interested in the Great Commission.

In reality I'm just a combination of all 3 of these personalities. I wake up every morning whether I want to or not, put on my bra because my girls will give me a black eye without one, question my decisions on my career and look back on all the guys I dated in the past and shrudder...this is the way that God made me~ love me or hate me~ I'm started to get a grip on myself as I trod into my thirties and can now look at myself and laugh. I'm glad that I'm finally getting to that point, and not feeling that I have to constantly modify myself for acceptance.