Baby's Firsts...

Seriously, there is a baby's first card for every occasion! I can understand Christmas, but Valentine's day? I mean president's day is Monday...will there be card with Abe Lincoln holding a cute baby saying the pledge of allegiance? I'm becoming a bitter deadbabymama in this arena...I would like to buy a least one card without having to get smacked in the face with what my Lily won't be celebrating with me. What's a baby going to do with a card anyways? They can't read, and all they're going to do with the card is try to suck on it! Buy them a teddybear and stay out of the card aisle, already!